Asa Akira said "Life is too short to masturbate silently". That's open for debate. All the more if you are watching porn at work... Anyway, in this review I am going to take a look at this site called HellPorno.Net, so if you want to know more, keep reading!
To begin with, HellPorno.Net is a general videos site. The "general" part of the description means that the content of HellPorno.Net is non-specialized.
Like most of its competitors, HellPorno.Net built its content from user-uploaded videos. As a result, the length and quality can be fairly inconsistent from one video to another. I will not let the suspense kill you and I can already tell you this: all things considered, HellPorno.Net is an okay site. In short, it's a site to visit at least once.
And I have good news for you: you do not have to pay, the content is available for free. So, we will find out whether this could become your next favorite porn landing place.
Site features
To begin with, let's have a look at what the site looks like. Each time I visit HellPorno.Net's home page, I am hit by how common the design is. It is purely utilitarian, basic, and soulless. There is nothing extraordinary about the design of HellPorno.Net. But please do not misunderstand me, if HellPorno.Net is not the prettiest looking site out there, it still gets the job done. And that is all that matters.
Hover above any of the thumbnails and you get a preview that shows you an actual mini video of the action rather than still images taken from the video, which I really like.
As for the media player, it fulfills its purpose. Nothing surprising here. A decent loading speed. Not too many errors while playing the videos. Just what you might expect from the average video player.
Regarding the presence of ads on the site, unluckily, HellPorno.Net has lots of them. This is nuts! They have so many ads that many of them passed through my spam-blocker, which is pretty annoying. That is just not fucking acceptable.
HellPorno.Net is only available in English.
Without transition, let's have a look at one of the most important features a porn site must implement: the search feature.
To begin with, there is the search box. It lets you have a break from the site navigation. Regrettably, when using the search box with more than one term, the operator OR is implied. The OR operator tells the search engine to return documents if they contain one or more search terms. This will make it more difficult to find good results for complex searches. Regrettably, you can't filter the search results and there are no sorting options available either.
There are categories to choose from but, unfortunately, there are no tags. And no playlists either.
With all this, searching on HellPorno.Net is so difficult that it may take hours to find the video you are looking for. And you may even end up not finding it!
HellPorno.Net content
How good are the videos, how often do they publish new content, is the site suffering from link rot? Those are the questions I am about to answer in the next two minutes.
As I mentioned earlier, HellPorno.Net does not specialize in a particular porn niche and its content consists mostly of short clips. Also, all orientations are catered for whether Straight, Gay, or Shemale.
All in all, the content on this website is simply terrible. The one thing you will not find here is premium content. Besides, you cant even try to filter out the bad stuff because HellPorno.Net does not think filters are a thing! While this may be true, the video's resolution is good enough.
The shorter clips kind of come with the free porn territory. But still, for me, a site that features only short clips feels disappointing.
The video catalog of HellPorno.Net is immense. You should be able to enjoy the site long enough before you run out of content to enjoy.
Is HellPorno.Net a good site?
All in all, I think HellPorno.Net is quite a good free porn site.
Its main selling point is the decent media player. However, its ads are annoying, its content is second-grade quality, its search feature is not up to par, its filters are lacking, its search results cannot be sorted, and its user experience is quite poor.
To conclude, I would say that even if it is not perfect, HellPorno.Net is a site to visit on the regular.
