Someone told me that porn makes up 30% of all the data transferred across the Internet. I bet porn is the real reason the Internet was invented in the first place! Now getting back to the main subject of this review, today we will have a look at AlphaPorno. Is it any good? Let's see, shall we!
You’ve heard of AlphaPorno, right? For those of you who don't know AlphaPorno yet, AlphaPorno is a general videos site. This means that the content of the site is non-specialized. Instead, it offers a little bit of everything.
The content of AlphaPorno is made of community-uploaded videos. Because of this, the video length and quality may vary quite a lot. What I can already tell you without killing the surprise is that all things considered, AlphaPorno is a somewhat good site. In a nutshell, the site is no must-see, but definitely a nice-to-see site.
As a bonus, you will not need your credit card, AlphaPorno content is free. Now, we should dive deeper into some of the things that make AlphaPorno what it is.
Site features
For starters, we are going to take a look at what the site looks like. The first time you land on the site's home page, you will be struck by how common the design is. The homepage is clean. It has all the usual sections you need to enjoy your porn. It is simple and characterless. Still, don't get me wrong, if AlphaPorno is not the prettiest looking site out there, it still gets the job done. And that is all that matters.
When you hover your cursor above any of the thumbnails, it shows you a slideshow preview of the video content. The preview has only a few images, but it surely shows you enough action so that you know what kind of nastiness you're getting yourself into.
Furthermore, the media player is great. With some bad video players, when you jump ahead, you can have an error that makes you lose your connection to the video and you have to reload the page in order to make it work again. I didn't get that kind of error while playing videos on AlphaPorno. In addition, it didn't take too much time to load a video.
I saw some ads. Nevertheless, if you get some ads, there are still no pop-ups or anything like that. With some time, you might even get used to it.
AlphaPorno is only available in English.
One of the most crucial features a porn site must implement is the search feature. You know how it is: you know the site has the scene you are looking for, but you can't find it. I hate when this happens. Let's find out how long it takes to find the content you are looking for on AlphaPorno.
First off, if you have thousands of videos, this could be very difficult for users to find what they’re looking for just by clicking around. Luckily, if you ever get stuck in the navigation, you can use the search box to find the porn you are looking for quickly. Sadly, you can't filter the search results and there are no sorting options available either.
The content is split into categories but there are no tags. And you cannot build playlists either.
On the whole, I would say that the search feature of AlphaPorno is just bad. Finding anything on AlphaPorno can be extremely difficult. This is definitely a feature they should be working on.
AlphaPorno content
When it comes to telling if a site is good or not, site layout, tags, search and other site features are things that do matter. While this may be true, the site's content is the first reason we are visiting it.
As I mentioned before, AlphaPorno does not specialize in any specific kind of adult content and the videos are mainly short and long clips. Besides, Straight, Gay and Shemale videos are available.
The content you can find on AlphaPorno should not disappoint you. You will find good and bad videos here. Average content is not a problem by itself. But I could use some good filters here! Too bad, there is none! Also, the video's resolution is OK.
The average video is long enough to live up to my quality expectations.
AlphaPorno's video catalog is enormous. You should be able to enjoy the site long enough before you run out of content to enjoy.
Is AlphaPorno a good site?
Overall, it’s an okay site.
It has a nice and fast media player, and ads that are not that invasive. At the same time, its search feature is weak, its filters are lacking, its search results cannot be sorted, and its videos are quite low quality.
All of that being said, AlphaPorno has everything you need for a really good porn experience. But don't take my word for it and see for yourself!
